demenshah:

steampunk-llama:

i-am-corbin-dallas:

esterexpositio:

SHREK 2 (2004)

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

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In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

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danis-clayton:

Period dramas + Art (parallels)

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magistera:

You cannot paint fairies without entering their world and believing in them.
–  Yoshitaka Amano

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dinotriple:

Greatest crossover in cinematic history

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daisukoth:

takaraphoenix:

glitchedcatto:

guerrillatech:

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i think the joke is that it sounds like “we’re sucking dick” to people who don’t know german

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even… a little bit… to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced…

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

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afatfox:

jhnnystorm:

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

  • take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 
  • pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.
  • grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 
  • get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!
  • know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

please make sure you stay super hydrated afterwards if you can’t during.  the body has a funny way of punishing you via headache for being sad and you don’t deserve that, so drink<333

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